do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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