We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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