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The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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