Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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