I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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