I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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