Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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