Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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