Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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