i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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