I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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