i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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