No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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