girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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