You surviving the open bar?
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It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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