Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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