I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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