But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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