We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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