Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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