They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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