kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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