How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just had sex bonerless
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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