I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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