ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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