I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Just puked most of my soul out..
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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