We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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