I wish I only lived at night.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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