So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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