Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize