the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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