I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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