i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
This house was built for laser tag.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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