he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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