no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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