Well apparently he's into motor boating.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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