Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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