i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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