You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
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Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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