Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Two words: blizzard sex
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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