if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The Olympian is in my bed
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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