It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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