He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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