Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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