you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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