so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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