READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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