summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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