drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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