Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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